Crippling Hotness

I've long maintained that people with hooks for hands never get a fair shake. Ha! Fair shake! Look you guys! A pun!

Seriously though. Hollywood especially mistreats those with hooks. I've said it before, but you've never seen a guy with a hook playing a kindergarten teacher, have you? No. They are always villains.

Well, thanks to Tanja Kiewitz, all that is about to change. Check this out.

Holy mother of god!  If it was still 1992, I might say "you go girl" here, but it isn't, so I won't, but it is kind of what I am thinking.

This also brings up a couple of other points.  First, that the greatest middle finger of all is the one that isn't there.  I mean come on, who among us cannot see the giant middle finger that is her left arm?  And what a middle finger it is!  One of the greatest ever?  It's arguable.

Secondly though, this brings up the point that tits cure everything.  Is there no limit to the power of great titties?  I say NO!  For god's sake, man here is evidence on one woman's fantastic boobs virtually negating her disability for one brief moment, and then raising a shit load of money in the cause of helping other disabled people with (I'm assuming) slightly less awesome racks.

Thank you boobs.  And thank you especially to hot ass Tanja's boobs.

And Tanja, since you're undoubtedly reading this - call me?  *does the thumb and pinky phone to ear*