I know its early, but I already learned something. Last night, a great tragedy occurred when this champion of human accomplishment met with an accident, and her life's work was ruined.
On the upside, now she can start doing things like typing, and peeling stickers off of things. Also, putting her contacts in and tying bows will be a whole lot easier... so there's that.
One more thing. I learned that Barry (that's what I call him because we're buds) and Michelle Obama like to do some casual fisting in the White House. I don't know why that's surprising... it just a sign of a healthy, happy relationship. Fisting.
About Me
- Kory
- Think Bogey in Casablanca. Now take away the attitude, the swagger, the good looks, the accent, Rick's, the dames, the interesting things happening, and the era. That's me.
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