Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Yeah, they're dicks when they drink

Who?

Oh, elephants.

That's right. Today I learned that elephants sometimes raid villages, pilfer all their home-brew and act like total dicks. These assholes even electrocuted themselves. I think they were in an elephant fraternity, and they did it on a dare. Dicks. I bet they wore giant backwards caps and sprayed Tag Body Spray on their elephant balls in case they met some drunk elephant chicks.

Also, I learned that someone sells horse milk. For human consumption. And people buy it... you know... to drink. *shiver* This guy has the stones to call it a "tasty treat". I hope some drunk elephants pee on him.

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