Lets just admit it, you guys.  Professional bowling is hilarious.  You probably do not need proof of this, but for those of you who are still on the fence, please allow me to offer the following clip:



Let's dissect this a little further.

First of all, this is a contest between a guy named Randy and a guy named Ernie.  Who cares what they are doing - it's already funny.  The bowling specific vernacular gets a chuckle out of me too.  "The solid 8!" 

And of course, I am absolutey blown away by what Ernie is yelling during his hilariously ecstatic victory lap.  "For the old people!"  Seems like an odd thing to yell.  Then he's like, "I am the greatest!  Muhammad Ali!"  Uh... not quite, Ernie  You're a bowler.  Also notice that as Ernie is oddly dedicating his victory to old people in general and no one specific old person, then comparing himself to the most influential heavyweight champion of all time, Randy has literally gotten into the fetal position.

Finally, the announcer audibly hopes Ernie does not have a heart attack.  I guess bowlers are slightly less conditioned than boxers - though its hard to tell through the thick haze of awesome cast by Ernie's mustache and glasses.