Hello loyal readers. There are so many of you out there, that I was completely overrun by emails and letters after posting about Tanja Kiewitz. Mostly because of the Tanja driven philosophy that tits cure everything, and they totally rule. I think I owe you an explanation.
Trust me guys, I know that it's a theory that is hard for most Americans to grasp, because here in America, we never would use a great pair of knockers as a marketing tool. We'd never elevate an otherwise untalented or banal personality to any level of fame or notoriety because of an incredible rack. We'd never lavish extra attention upon a coworker or classmate simply because her thick sweater is no match for determined nipples, set artfully atop her cantaloupes and pointing defiantly toward heaven like a beacon of hope for all mankind. Those things are hard for Americans to understand.
However, in response to all the email and attention I have unknowingly generated by the unique philosophy of "Tits Rule", I GIVE YOU THIS!
That's right, according to this article, there is a very good chance that it will be BOOBS that are the new and necessary component to regenerating tissue and limbs through stem cells. It seems that in the future, tits could literally save lives.
So ladies, now you understand that when my fellow man compliments your amazing rack, he doesn't mean to be crude or crass. He is not a chauvinist or an inconsiderate pig. He's only trying to thank you for keeping human kind safe, and furthering our knowledge on regenerating vital tissues and one day organs - even limbs. He is only trying to say that he is overwhelmed with a deep and genuine gratitude to you, for giving so much by having awesome tits.
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