So hey guys, no big deal or anything, but here's an interesting article about squid dicks. Who knew squid were hung like that? And to think, "squid dick" was an insult I might have tried out on one of my asshole friends before this.
I kind of feel bad for this particular squid too. I mean, what an awkward time to get a boner the length of your entire body! Ugh! Maybe this dude was just into some really freaky shit, and would have his squid girlfriends dress up like scientists and put him on a table for dissection in a little kinky squid role playing.
I'm not sure how scientists keep a straight face about all this, either. They get all excited about their "breakthrough". "Guys! You'll never believe what I saw today! Squid BONER CITY! And that's not even the half of it - I mean because a squid boner is HUGE! Quick, call the BBC!"
And no, if you're wondering, I didn't just stumble upon this article accidentally when I googled "squid boner" in an entirely unrelated casual web search. I'm not that kind of guy.
Happy Friday, squid dicks.
About Me
- Kory
- Think Bogey in Casablanca. Now take away the attitude, the swagger, the good looks, the accent, Rick's, the dames, the interesting things happening, and the era. That's me.
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